if women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a load of countries being bitchy and not talking to each other

one of the songs i wish i could’ve written

such swag

i want love like this; it’s beautiful

<3

LOVE HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

dominiquestar:

“This isn’t The Dead Poets Society and I am not that bloke on BBC2 who keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don’t want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past 12 months. At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point and in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty fucker. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here.”

wench96:

Just because you don’t see it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

fb is shit now, so this doens’t apply but it’s still funny